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Frases de engate dos trolhas


Frases de engate dos trolhas... demais!!

Charme e Sedução - Versão Construção Civil
Atenção: isto são frases verdadeiras proferidas de estaleiros espalhados pela nossa nação.
" Tanta carne e eu em jejum."
"Oh filha, anda cá que o pai unta-te."
"Que curvas. E eu sem travões."
"Diz-me quem é a tua ginecologista para eu lhe chupar o dedo."
"Estás tão boa que te fazia um vestido de saliva."
"Com esse cú, estás convidada a cagar na minha casa."
"Se cair, já sei onde me agarrar."
"Isso é que são carnes, não as que a minha mãe mete no cozido à portuguesa."
"Com um cú tão bom deves cagar bombons."
"Ó mor onde é que é pa pôr"
"Ó borracho, queres por cima ou queres por baixo"
"Querida sou agricultor, abria-te esse rêgo todo"
"Olha que espinha pó meu gato"
"Princesa, fazia de ti uma raínha"

Se a frase de engate nao resulta:
" Eu vi logo, gorda como estás é porque não suas muito."
" Olha lá, com menos cú também se caga, sabias?"
"Se o teu cú fosse uma torrada tinha que barrar a manteiga com um remo."
Há sempre aquele que se pode ouvir em qualquer circunstância:
"Eh boa!... Dá beijinho ao trolha"
Bem sei que a linguagem utilizada neste blog piora de dia pa dia, mas isto ouve-se sempre que se vai na rua com uma amiga, assim...mais gostosa!

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Posted by Anonymous Anónimo | 9:21 da tarde  

outras frases:
oh biscoito, anda ca que eu papo-te as migalhas
ou
oh joia, anda ao ourives ou mesmo o filha es do exercito? e que ja marchavas!! bj

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ou mesmo
fazia.tdesse cu 20 bifes de peru

o teu pai e arquitecto? e q fez ai uma filha com as medidas todas!

o teu pai e terrorista? e q fez uma filha q e uma bomba!

_frases tao elaboradas como estas so podem ser feitas pelos trolhas do estadio do dragao e da areosa
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